1. Vikings didn’t wear
horned helmets.
Forget almost every
Viking warrior costume you’ve ever seen. Sure, the pugnacious Norsemen probably
sported headgear, but that whole horn-festooned helmet look? Depictions dating
from the Viking age don’t show it, and the only authentic Viking helmet ever
discovered is decidedly horn-free. Painters seem to have fabricated the trend
during the 19th century, perhaps inspired by descriptions of northern Europeans
by ancient Greek and Roman chroniclers. Long before the Vikings’ time, Norse
and Germanic priests did indeed wear horned helmets for ceremonial purposes.
2. Vikings were known
for their excellent hygiene.
Between rowing boats
and decapitating enemies, Viking men must have stunk to high Valhalla, right?
Quite the opposite. Excavations of Viking sites have turned up tweezers,
razors, combs and ear cleaners made from animal bones and antlers. Vikings also
bathed at least once a week—much more frequently than other Europeans of their
day—and enjoyed dips in natural hot springs.
3. Vikings used a
unique liquid to start fires.
Clean freaks though
they were, the Vikings had no qualms about harnessing the power of one human
waste product. They would collect a fungus called touchwood from tree bark and
boil it for several days in urine before pounding it into something akin to
felt. The sodium nitrate found in urine would allow the material to smolder
rather than burn, so Vikings could take fire with them on the go.
4. Vikings buried their
dead in boats.
There’s no denying
Vikings loved their boats—so much that it was a great honor to be interred in
one. In the Norse religion, valiant warriors entered festive and glorious
realms after death, and it was thought that the vessels that served them well
in life would help them reach their final destinations. Distinguished raiders
and prominent women were often laid to rest in ships, surrounded by weapons,
valuable goods and sometimes even sacrificed slaves.
5. Vikings were active
in the slave trade.
Many Vikings got rich
off human trafficking. They would capture and enslave women and young men while
pillaging Anglo-Saxon, Celtic and Slavic settlements. These “thralls,” as they
were known, were then sold in giant slave markets across Europe and the Middle
East.
6. Viking women enjoyed
some basic rights.
Viking girls got
hitched as young as 12 and had to mind the household while their husbands
sailed off on adventures. Still, they had more freedom than other women of
their era. As long as they weren’t thralls, Viking women could inherit
property, request a divorce and reclaim their dowries if their marriages ended.
7. Viking men spent
most of their time farming.
This may come as a
disappointment, but most Viking men brandished scythes, not swords. True, some
were callous pirates who only stepped off their boats to burn villages, but the
vast majority peacefully sowed barley, rye and oats—at least for part of the year.
They also raised cattle, goats, pigs and sheep on their small farms, which
typically yielded just enough food to support a family.
8. Vikings skied for
fun.
Scandinavians developed
primitive skis at least 6,000 years ago, though ancient Russians may have
invented them even earlier. By the Viking Age, Norsemen regarded skiing as an
efficient way to get around and a popular form of recreation. They even
worshipped a god of skiing, Ullr.
9. Viking gentlemen
preferred being blond.
To conform to their culture’s
beauty ideals, brunette Vikings—usually men—would use a strong soap with a high
lye content to bleach their hair. In some regions, beards were lightened as
well. It’s likely these treatments also helped Vikings with a problem far more
prickly and rampant than mousy manes: head lice.
10. Vikings were never
part of a unified group.
Vikings didn’t
recognize fellow Vikings. In fact, they probably didn’t even call themselves
Vikings: The term simply referred to all Scandinavians who took part in
overseas expeditions. During the Viking Age, the land that now makes up
Denmark, Norway and Sweden was a patchwork of chieftain-led tribes that often
fought against each other—when they weren’t busy wreaking havoc on foreign
shores, that is.
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